Boebert Probes Experts On UFOs, Underwater Aliens and Hybrid Humans

Republicans won the Senate, House and White House by focusing on real world issues like the economy and immigration. American voters sent a strong message to their officials on both sides of the aisle: we have real problems and want real solutions in our real lives. Get serious.

Meanwhile, in Congress last week, Representative Boebert and members of the House Oversight Committee decided to host a hearing on UFOs and Aliens. Not illegal aliens, space aliens. Little green men. In a headline worthy of the infamous tabloid National Enquirer, ABC news ran, “Boebert questions UFO experts on underwater civilizations”.

The House Oversight Committee had spent a year investigating government transparency around UFO evidence, and had assembled a panel of UFO experts that included a Navy Rear Admiral, former Department of Defense official, a NASA policy administrator and journalist.

An animated Boebert addressed the group, “There are rumors that have come up to the Hill of a secretive project within the Department of Defense involving the manipulation of human genetics with what is described as non-human genetic material for the enhancement of human capabilities, hybrids. Are any of you familiar with that? Yes, or no?”

None of the assembled experts was unfamiliar with these rumors.

She continued, inquiring about oceanic Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena (UAPs), alien aquatic strongholds and hybrid humans.

“Are there any accounts of UAPs emerging from or submerging into our waters which could indicate a base or presence beneath the ocean’s surface? Are there any technological capabilities that have been observed in these oceanic UAPs to defy our current understanding of physics or human engineering capabilities?”

Again, no one on the panel had anything meaningful to say on the Boebert’s speculations.

In an attempt at levity, she added, “may as well just go all out and say it. The Earth is flat ; birds are government drones; we’ve never set foot on the moon; and Joe Biden received 81 million votes in the 2020 election.”

Boebert is on her 4^th year in Congress. She’s continued to win narrow elections by hopping to a more favorable District. Perhaps, she’d win elections by greater margins being more concerned with life in America vs. hypothetical life on from other planets.